This is a single-button soundboard playing clips of Jonathan Frakes saying you're wrong.
Because I thought this supercut of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction was really funny, and I wanted to play with audio on the web.
Also, there are plenty of fart apps.
Sure, go ahead and fork this on GitHub!
I am Les Orchard - {web,mad,computer} scientist; {tech,scifi} writer; home{brew,roast}er; mozillian.