@denmch You know, I think I've done that with a new web framework as a weird form of self care

@britain holy crap i forgot about that

@britain also

I don't want a watch, I want a Pip-Boy

The new Apple watch has electrodes. Sure they're for heart monitoring, but can I reverse the polarity and have it shock me like one of those dog collars to make me stop shitposting? #appleevent

@skipfordj I've trained hard in Star Trek technobabble

redesign my interface daddy

uh i've said too much

@babe@glitterkitten.co.uk Oof, we've got buns and it makes me feel like I've done something right in the day when they take a bath and flop in front of me

you put your whole wallet in and you shake it all about #appleevent

notch #appleevent

these iphone names are getting more complicated than titles of Dance Dance Revolution releases #appleevent

Okay, so Galaga in AR hits me in a soft place. I like that. Gauntlet would have been better though #appleevent

That said, I also really thought I'd like Gunjack VR on the Samsung Gear goggle. But that just made me literally vomit