Cosmo's still a kitten I guess

My brain today: The Shat in the Hat
Me: *chuckles*
Brain: Green Eggs and Crap
Me: That doesn't even make sense--
Brain: The bowel movement who stole Christmas
Me: Okay, settle down

@gingerrroot omg that shirt

Gee, wasn't it a great idea that we almost adopted a WebSQL "standard" that was essentially "embed sqlite v3.1.19 in your browser"?

(seriously, that's what it was going to be.) https://dev.w3.org/html5/webdatabase/#status-of-this-document

Also a small confession: I don't often visit Hacker News, but every time I do I have to google it because I never remember what the hell a ycombinator is

@June @mew FWIW, I've been slowly tinkering with such a thing as a small node server on glitch.com and as an AWS serverless thing. Maybe someday one of these will be useful

@kelbesque I'm more on the node-and-react side of that, but it seems pretty doable

@Insultron2000 You alive still?

@kelbesque I mean that's fair, and also there should be more than one of these things anyway :)

@June @mew If you're curious... This thing has no user interface yet, but here's an insult bot that handles its own ActivityPub stuff with AWS Lambda & S3 for hosting. Eventually, I want to swap out the dumb bot parts for a real UI so a human can use it. https://github.com/lmorchard/insultbot

This from the book of faces just broke me