Drunk selfie, eye contact, yadda yadda

@Quinntessential frozie toes

@joshuanozzi oh sweet jeebus

@dean Hooray for garbage bots!

I'm sobering up and playing Fortnite on Switch why am I doing this

Also, an unexpectedly pure moment: Ended up in a group in Fortnight of what sounded like all friendly and helpful 10-year-olds and one of them at the end of the match said "uh guys i have to go it's bedtime" meanwhile a woman in the background said "i love you sweetheart put away the game"

I am unsatisfyingly bad at Fortnite on Switch

"PUT ON YOUR SATIN MCCALL’S PATTERN BLOUSE AND ROCK IT OUT."

https://www.thecut.com/2015/11/ask-polly-im-sick-of-being-unhappy-and-alone.html