@metagrrrl i mean if woke is trying on the biore nose strips with my girlfriend at the time is woke, sure. Otherwise, i would never arogate that

@metagrrrl hmm, that's a good question! I should look with that in mind

Here is a weird drunk / shower thought: you know how incels are like "the friendzone is the worst"?

Where I'm at now, I'm so terrible making friends as an adult yet also married to an awesome girl that I'm like "friendzone" is the whole goal

Wise up youngsters

I should probably not toot when much with the whiskey

I should tiktok

@nick the cheesecake

@sydneyfalk I own a Ms. Pac Man machine and now the Stranger Things theme plays when I turn it on

@craigmaloney Yeah, I'm terrible with that too :)

@sydneyfalk Now I've got like that song by AWOLNATION stuck in my head youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?list=RDmw

@shortcake@toot.style Yeah, fuck all that and fuck them. Or maybe anti-fuck.

@shortcake@toot.style Soap box away! I am sorry if I minimized the danger those assholes pose, because yeah they are terrifying

Pick 3

@c0debabe Coffee, cats, books. (this is hard because tacos and wine are awesome)

@shortcake@toot.style Yeah, by all rights, we should just laugh at them. I guess these days we need to incarcerate them

@shortcake@toot.style I feel like I'm from a generation of "the internet is awesome, man, information wants to be free" but lately I've been thinking it too easily lets those tide pools of assholes collect in concentration and encourage each other in extreme assholery without consequence until it's a real world danger :(

I wonder if there's been an uptick in 40-year-olds visiting the doctor for "sports injuries" from trying to do that Deja Vu bathroom mirror running meme from Tiktok?

@Danhon TikTok is where the kids are lip syncing, throwing cheese at their parents to the tune of YMCA, and making weird existential humor skits.

And this is the Deja Vu meme

m.tiktok.com/v/665290460059455

@Danhon Also, you might enjoy this birdsite thread of wholesome highlights twitter.com/3liza/status/10809

2019/02/13