Hey kid, you want some advice?

Don't knock an Ikea Expedit bookshelf over onto your toes on a wood floor. Or on any floor, really.

@arkag Oh man, I've had that happen from 6" with a carboy full of homebrew and yikes :) I don't know how I still have toes

@craigmaloney i may or may not be planning a cathartic bonfire for it, since i also partly wrecked it in the crash to the floor