Here's some owie irony: I bought a 20lb bag of epsom salts. It's for soaking the effed up toe on which I dropped an Ikea bookshelf back in May.

I just dropped the bag on that same toe.

This is why i can't have nice things. Or toes.

Feeling vaguely nostalgic for when I was doing awkward live coding streams earlier this year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLSwfQFQFbk

Also I was just reminded that I used to refer to "Teddy Ruxpin" as "Teddy Rumpskin" when I was of that age