Been quiet here for a bit. But just so everyone knows: If I say anything about pineapple being tasty on pizza, it's not me. Also I might be held captive.

@mavica@computerfairi.es Hey, more pineapple for everyone else!

Dang it. Now people have sent me multiple messages on different networks describing crispy ham and caramelized pineapple on artisan pizza and it's starting to sound appealing.

AM I BEING CYBER BRAIN HACKED RIGHT NOW?!?

@electricsand At this point, I'm kind of rooting for them

@thegibson Think I'll just seal my head into an aluminum envelope for awhile. And maybe sneak a few slices of pizza in there while I wait out the attack

@thegibson Yeah, of course, of course

hey wait

@jacethechicken But surely we can just beat & berate people until they're corralled onto the virtuous path, right?

I mean that's how I try to manage my ADHD on a daily basis