And to bookend the day, I hit 300 miles on my bike and got a flat. Time for a tune up and maintenance
@calcifer yup, that's a pedal assist e-bike - not totally motorized but significant help. Tern HSD P9, pretty compact but I managed to haul like 70lbs of house paint with it the other day. Been really happy with it. Flat tire was because I neglected tire pressure after hauling said house paint 😅
Oh you know what would have been smart today when I ate lunch by the river? Sunscreen
Almost afraid to ask this, but: does anyone sell Malort in Portland, OR?
Like, every description I've read of it makes it attractive to me yet I believe the descriptions are meant to repulse
@wohali I do tend to really enjoy a sipped shot of Fernet, especially if the weather's terrible
@wohali I don't know what I was expecting but definitely not this 😄
What if, like, we passed laws that said billionaires were like The Highlander. As soon as you exceed US$999,999,999.99 you must begin your quest to fight every other billionaire to the death with swords. Then, once you're the last one, we shoot you into space. Maybe at the sun.
@brion@mastodon.technology Hmmm HMM 🤔
I want to hear at least one billionaire make the "While You Were Partying, I Studied the Blade" speech before combat.
This might be the bedtime talking but now I also want an epic prog rock concept album around this "there can only be one" rule for sword-duelling billionaires. Or at least one song in the spirit of "The Trees" by Rush.
(there is most likely no universe where a me will have delivered on this personally)
@zkat These stories read to me like - what if The Culture, except way meaner & horny on main. And the AIs decided not to get on board with the whole shared project of civilization thing.
It figures that as soon as I succumb to throwing some money at a F2P game that my brain flips over into "nope, that game's poison now, stop it" mode
@erosdiscordia Intact headspaces are hard to maintain. :blob_confused: