Was going to get up and do something but i think that's postponed

I'm tipsy and feeling like buying Elden Ring

(this is my version of a bad drunk decision)

@Ventronik :blob_uwu:​

I have a coffee mug with a lid. Twice today, I've tried pouring coffee in with the lid on. I need coffee before I can pour coffee

I've seen an alarm clock that just brews a small pot of coffee on the night stand. What I need is an alarm clock or a ninja that drops a string into my mouth and dribbles a starter dose of coffee in before I open my eyes.