Got back from a bike ride and a walk and this guy immediately curled up on my sweaty pants 🤷‍♂️

Also, it’s nice out

I put a 64gb MicroSD card in my Nintendo 3DS and it turned into a pirate ship

Finally got my bike into the shop today after the over-the-handlebars adventure I’d had with it thanks to an oblivious minivan back at the end of February. Walked and bussed home. Nice day and nice to live somewhere I could do that without much fuss. (Also glad I’m still walking after going over the handlebars)

Saw a dude walk past my house with a big box of donuts and there was a certain small savage fragment of me who calculated the odds of lunging out the front door to snatch the donuts

I've never done anything like that and probably never will, but there's always a chance

Was poking around at RSS feed reader apps on my new phone and thought I might try digging up one of my last OPML exports of my subscriptions list.

Surprised to find most of the feeds are dead… because the list was about 15-20 years old 😳

(technorati was founded back in 2002 and doesn’t really do this feed thing anymore, for one)

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here collapsing into a pile of bones and dust