@controlfreak freakin eight bucks?! 👁️

lewd

@smooheed is the cow paying?

Is that "Money" by KMFDM? Well turn it up, maaan!

youtube.com/watch?v=2eGWW8KOQi

I just heard the phrase “Pilk and cookies” on a podcast and, Laverne & Shirley notwithstanding, I shuddered

I have had Pepsi and milk as a curious child - again, thanks to Laverne - but it was less than delightful

@0xc0ffea @RoseFromNJ See, now, that sounds way better

YOU DON'T NEED HTML

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@mavica_again this is like when folks fail in posting the triforce, which is of course the only toxic thing about 4chan

@cross In the mid-90s, my college campus had a shared IBM 3090 on which every student got an account. Folks mainly used it for email and didn't explore the menus beyond that.

Some of us, though, dropped down to command lines and learned REXX and read the docs. We traded hints & tips & such, occasionally got into mild trouble with the sysadmins.

I'm very very fuzzy on the details now, but I do remember a few dozen of us across campus learning how to use chat functions via dial-up connections from dorm rooms. We had so many late night sessions roping in roommates and other less tech-savvy folks who couldn't care less about REXX but wanted to talk.

I haven't really touched a 3090 since then, but every now and then I want to tinker again

@lori I mean, it's kind of neat and I also want one

mastodon meta

I keep hearing folks say things like "mastodon will never take off" and I mentally substitute "dive bar will never take off"

Like there's one universal, monolithic dive bar in existence and it wants to get VC funding for some reason?

@atomicpoet@mastodon.social "I shouldn't have to leave the mall food court just because they're remodeling, the mall cops should leave!"

@MrsMouse ...no? (maybe)

Seems like @botequippedwith is targeting me personally

@lindsey how are your tps reports?

@jackgangi I feel like this is similar to me sneaking "8675309" into every spot I can

@cross Also a weird thing was that I used a Commodore Amiga 1200 at the time and already sort of had REXX experience by way of Amiga REXX. A campus sysadmin actually called me at one point and asked "How the hell does a college freshman already know enough REXX to give me a headache" 😅

My wife has sneakily borrowed my Special Festive Hat today, and it’s a testament to our marriage that she is the only other human with whom I feel copacetic about that occurrence

Really, I wish everyone could find at least one other someone with whom they feel comfortable sharing a Special Festive Hat

selfie EC, Special Festive Hat

This, by the way, is my Special Festive Hat

@bgoldst haha pen goes b̵̢̡̗̮͔͎̩̯͔̭̦̹̤̖͉̙͋́͊̎̍͛̍̑̂̐́̒̓͘ͅr̷͚̫̯̮͉̜̮̘̈́̈́̄̾͑͛̈́͋̃̚r̶̢̧̧̡̜̯̫̞̦̤̬̙͎̗̱̀͛̀̃͜ͅr̷̢̨̯͉̺̮̱͉͔͍̰̦̻͙̝̼̮̿r̷̨̛̭͕̱̳͈͒̆́̀̂

@cinebox @prehensile the post is now behind you

2022/12/03