@tek But it's CeRtIfIeD

Pre-coffee, I stared for a whole 10 seconds at my calendar wondering how did the date jump from 28 to 1. Like where'd 29, 30, and 31 go?

Oh, right: February. I shouldn't try to brain this early

You ever get into a high-level discussion where you're stringing words together and people are saying you're making sense but you don't yourself believe that what you're emitting is any more sensical than a Markov chain generator?

@mathowie Next you're going to tell me "Every Breath You Take" by The Police isn't a classic romantic anthem

@casey is this like teeth teeth teeth?