So I walked in on a bugbear dude and an ogre lady who were really really mad i interrupted their boning. I might have loaded a scummy quicksave but I can’t unsee what i saw
Has any Star Trek ever depicted a full game of Parrises Squares? I've literally seen all Star Trek and can't remember ever seeing it
Like, Lower Decks should do it, and it should just be Mad Max crossed with The Purge with human players wearing sharpened dental appliances lunging at each others' necks.
And then after, everyone's back to well-behaved usual having a drink in 10 Forward
I feel like 3 times out of 5 when Parrises Squares comes up in a Star Trek plot, someone's dead or dying or has a grievous debilitating injury. Seriously, is this sport like American Gladiators except without any of the padding?
The only Klingon I know to have played it is Worf. Are they afraid to play?
Also, weirdly, I have discovered that there is a page in the Star Trek wiki devoted to strangulation
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Got a small supply of multi-focal contact lenses. They seem like magic and also I still need to get used to what they do?
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