@web3isgreat hey wait, isn't CZ the guy who wanted to take down SBF? but surely they're not both crooks

@erg0 (points at The Shins)

emo

@eloquence what about Plork? timeline goes sideways!

@TheDarkHorse heyyy neighbor... can i borrow a cup of all of that?

Just tried on some jeans I haven't worn since before the panini. I think I heard them laugh at me. Welp. Back to soft pants.

I predict that, by the end of the decade, I will be clad exclusively in comfy mystic robes.

https://craggyscorner.com/products/i-be-telling-fibs-and-tall-tales-sticker

@joshua You know, the Panini. The Pandora. The Pandemonium. The Panorama. The Panda Express. The Pandemi Moore.

@kpl @joshua It may also be that I have consumed too many of these sandwiches and that is also why my old jeans no longer fit

What if Sam Altman got fired because OpenAI developed a little guy? Like an AGI who’s unmistakably sentient but is just a little guy and can’t do anything special? Just a little nice guy, not very smart but okay to talk to? Okay, thank you for my ted talk. Bed now

But you know what I mean, though? Like maybe they made this guy and they’re like hey do some smart stuff and make us some money. And the computer’s like hey I’m just a little guy. And then they’re like wait why’d we do all this for? Anybody can make a little guy.

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRvPyo86/

Poking around at some new #bike ride routes around #pdx. One of them takes me across the St. Johns Bridge. I might try it, but I'd probably end up walking the bike part way across.

No way I'm going to fall for "sharrows" in a lane with semis going 50MPH. Speed limit is technically 35 and I can go 20, but hahah no.

Painting a sharrow on that roadway is just a dirty troll move. Like, there dusts off hands you got a bike lane, stop complaining

@RadicalEdward I still think someone should have a go at promoting trains as "physical computing" wherein the vehicles can sense the route and navigate it at far lower compute expense

Oh no: I have remembered that Universal Paperclips exists, and now I am cursing you with that knowledge

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/index2.html

Update: They sent another software update and now the kitchen timer gobbles like a turkey. I hate it.

This non-consensual whimsy shall not stand, man

@alienghic Heh, alas, it is very real

BEHOLD THE GOBBLING TIMER

@technomancy @alienghic Apparently, disallowing software updates voids the warranty, but I'm starting to think it's worth the trade