The future: I’m listening to a podcast while doing stuff around the house. I hear the chimes of a calendar reminder. I reach up and tap my earbud. I say “what’s next in my calendar?”

My phone pauses my podcast to say “you need to unlock your phone first.”

I walk across the house to fetch my phone. I throw it out the nearest window.

Fake Scarlett Johansson in a glass rectangle clatters breathily to the sidewalk below

@elbaloo Nah, that's a vegan reuben. (now i'm hungry for kibbeh though 😅 )

@jalefkowit Glad to see 790 technology is almost here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8d1mfLa5Vk

Went for a bike ride. About 25% through, it started raining sideways. Thought about going home but nah. About 50% through, it got sunny. By the time I got home I was mostly dry. Whee, weather