shower thoughts conspiracy theory; return to office

Landowner class intentionally degrades the climate so that workers Return to Office to escape heat, floods, power outages, etc

re: shower thoughts conspiracy theory; return to office

@argv_minus_one Well, it might decrease their value, but it decreases individual homes even more, so they make it up in volume

re: shower thoughts conspiracy theory; return to office

Mind you, this is a completely unfounded conspiracy theory that bubbled up in my addled brainmeats.

But, I also imagine there's billionaires out there really wishing they could just set up workers in dorms here in the US like they do in other countries. Even better if they can make the workers want to huddle together in big safe buildings with reliable services, unlike their individual homes and apartments.

@c0debabe @Rob_T_Firefly I'd just faceroll the whole controller

nintendo; dirty hacker thoughts

part of me almost can't wait until Nintendo discontinues the Switch, because part of me has been champing at the bit to jail break the thing but I promised myself I'd hold off until it was no longer a going concern

re: nintendo; dirty hacker thoughts

Like, I paid for all the games I have on my Switch. But as soon as the sun sets on it, I'm itching to backup all those bits and engage in shenanigans

first world problems

that thing when I get an amazon delivery but it's not a toy it's just vitamins or soap

re: nintendo; dirty hacker thoughts

@nicole I've not kept up with it, but my vague impression is that one of the early batch Switch models has a hardware flaw that cannot be patched to prevent jailbreaking. 🤞

re: first world problems

@jrconlin Maybe I should dig up stuff from my own doom boxes in the basement or attic and ship those to myself for occasional surprises

@randomgeek quick break something

re: first world problems

@jrconlin From the reviews: "Perfect nostril size" SOLD

Of course, Catsby is excited for a new box, regardless of what was in it

us politics; joe biden

Dang. "Dear Joe Biden, Respectfully, strategically, perish."

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2024/07/04