@xorowl ooh, i forgot about 17776! @admin @Binder

I just got a welcome email for Axie Infinity......?

(like, wait you're still here? also why?)

Reince Priebus is a dweeb name

Trump looks like he has a full diaper already and doesn’t know how teriffs work

I believe when Trump says he didn’t read

“Run Spot Run” okay so trump read one book

Harris looks like a fun-loving Marxist at least

i do like Harris’ dubious & confused faces, i make much the same face

I paid off my student loans. You know what? I’m good if nobody else has to do that. I don’t poop in an outhouse like my ancestors. We can progress

TRUMP WANTS TO EAT MY CAT WTF

Also, sorry for this tootstorm: i am drunk but am trying to maintain my CWs

Trump is now talking about firing everyone he hired

I might propose that i am PATRIOTICALLY drunk 🇺🇸

Fracking toasters

They’re all gonna laugh at you!

Trump: THEY’RE GONNA DO TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ALIENS

(maybe the aliens want that, let’s fund it)

Trump: NO U

Trump hates dogs

I often have a concept of a plan and am greatly late with that

@jalefkowit we salute our cheddar bay biscuits

@benbrown pivot to brussels sprouts!

@pixel you're gonna need to schedule a retrospective with yourself

Kamala Harris should send me a free Steam key for Space Marine 2

Local news here went straight from US politics to "do you ever wash that water bottle you carry around all the time" and frankly the latter freaked me out more

🤔 I should start texting random numbers asking folks to send me money

Sweet merciful crap, I think this vector-iffic Missile Command style shooter on steroids was designed to activate all my neurons.

It's called Utopia Must Die and it's a steal at US$6 - I'd spend at least that much in quarters on it in one night in the arcade

https://pixeljam.itch.io/utopia-must-fall

So many good little graphical effects in this thing, too. Lots of different vector CRT settings and some nice glitchy retrace lines that show up occasionally like a monitor with a janky flyback brightness control