THE RACE TO 270 (shots of brown liquor)

holy shit election.omg.lol is a cognitohazard

https://election.omg.lol/

I felt my head burbling like my stomach so I closed the tab for fear my head would explode like that guy from Scanners (1981)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@benbrown omg i love fartbarf

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

Withdrawing to the wilderness somewhere and yielding permanently to hermitage sure sounds good

I'm so very tired of people. I want to befriend a bear and grow a very long beard.

I slept on it and I have no useful thoughts today

Gonna take a bike ride and blare some ICP

@mathowie @borup @Chancerubbage Bandcamp

A mood: scrolling through a newsletter I happened upon on Substack. The page slowly dims and it weirdly matches my view of the world - and then the subscription nag slides into view.

@emma move slow and fix things

I’m going to finally have to reach out to some artists about that “move slow and fix things” tattoo I’ve been wanting