So I had the bright idea of running Wordpress on the same computer I use for streaming from my basement workbench. AutoSSH to a tiny remote host to forward a port. Stick AWS Cloudfront in front for SSL and caching.
And it all worked really well. That is, when I wasn't rebooting or upgrading or just generally wrecking that workbench computer by, like, you know, using it.
Turns out I'm an abysmal sysadmin.