Legend of Zelda: Tears of the I Meant to Go to Bed 90 Minutes Ago

Dreamed that I had major beef with Ringo Starr. So I slipped a potato into his jacket pocket, which meant he’d be struck by lightning when he walked back to his hotel. This all made perfect sense a minute ago.

@cinja I did! 🤔

@alx Oh those are nice HHKB2 keycaps!

Paraphrase from @dtnsshow - chat bots have moved from Spicy Autocomplete to Miss Cleo's 1-900 Psychic Readers Network

https://mstdn.social/@dtnsshow/110374962403432949

Bathing boys get sleepy #cats

Holy crap, Riot Fest looks absolutely amazing but whew those tickets and also I will likely never again go to a fest like that. (Though I do have a scar over one eye from Lollapalooza 1993)

https://riotfest.org/chicago/lineup/

I mean, seriously look at that 1993 Lollapalooza line up. I got the scar from an elbow thrown in an unexpected mosh pit for Front 242 of all bands.

They dragged me backstage to get me out of the crowd. I said "hi" to Jean-Luc De Meyer, but I think I was a bloody horrorshow and he didn't say "hi" back

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Lollapalooza_lineups_by_year#1993

@george @ejk Heh, yup, Milan Dragway is where I was! I remember Rage Against the Machine going off a bit on stage about how their t-shirts and merch hadn't shown up in time. I was like, er, rage against the merch machine? Sounds rather capitalist

@JoYo witchcraft!

Still thinking my next gaming PC "upgrade" will be a Steam Deck rather than a new GPU

And, at that point, the carcass of the gaming PC which currently lives in the living room behind the couch will move to the basement and become a new hobby server for bullshit VMs

Starting to download XCode and... okay, sure

(but, i assure you i am not on dial-up)

@soypunk But I mean, not 42 hours right?

@soypunk :oof:​

@Macross It makes me miss when Xcode came on optical disc

@cinebox @RikerGoogling Oh you mean those sunburnt hippies living at the Donald C. Tillman Water Reclamation Plant?

@socketwench @cinebox @RikerGoogling But really who mourns for Adonais?

@socketwench @cinebox @RikerGoogling that guy's always begging for a starship, it's kind of annoying tbh

I sometimes fill out those email sign-up call-to-action popups on web pages with "fuckyou@fuck.off.com" and like to think someone somewhere sees that and feels just a little bad. Also I know this never happens. Or, at least, not to anyone who decides whether to add those popups. I'm probably just encouraging the system.

@acedtect Victorinox, because of the Swiss Army Knife