@onelson me too

apple event

Apple Event: Let's pretend it's dark outside right now in California to put the East Coast folks at ease

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Also, I think they said "pro laptops" but I heard "prolapse top" and I think my brain is particularly damaged

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@socketwench pew pew!

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Oh, the laptop comes in "space black" now?

I'm tempted, but still extremely salty that the cowards won't even attempt translucent atomic purple. COWARDS.

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TRANSLUCENT ATOMIC PURPLE MACBOOK PRO NOW

that Atomic Purple you like is going to come back in style

Okay, tests are green, time to make the long commute home (i.e. downstairs in my house)

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@cinebox hello computer

made an executive indecision and stared at tiktok on my phone for an hour instead of getting my day started

@danhon dang he spooked me!

@rgegriff Luckily, I've yet to get sucked into YouTube shorts. But, it seems dangerous

"If we want our work to be accessible in five or ten or even 20 years, we need to use the web with no layers in between. For all its warts, the web has become the most resilient, portable, future-proof computing platform we’ve ever created — at least, if we build with that in mind."

I guess the only thing about this is that some web sites aren't meant to last a year, let alone five. But, that's a slightly different problem

jakelazaroff.com/words/web-com

@krisfreedain @shortstack @eric_capuano That pumpkin hoodie is pretty epic

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