@cypnk You will need it 7-9 business days after you get rid of it

I'm very tired of magical computing

wwdc; apple

Wandering into the stream late, seeing features that I seem to remember already having used on windows & linux.

Like, I had phone mirroring with Windows + Android a years ago. Window tiling's been a thing for a good long while too. But I guess it's ✨ magical ✨ now?

re: wwdc; apple

Also... "today's cutting edge games... like Death Stranding" (from 2019) :blobrofl:​

IMO, one of the more exciting things coming to iPhone gaming is this third-party magsafe sliding gamepad accessory

youtube.com/watch?v=vuSGXmsvp_

re: wwdc; apple

Ope, Apple Intelligence (AI), time for a drink

(not because I'm playing a drinking game but just because)

re: wwdc; apple

oh no buffer overflow on the presentation screen

re: WWDC

@thegibson nobody's gonna push her over, she'd just be like "nah" with that wide stance

It makes me twitch a little when I see someone put a phone in their back pocket

@net_run my ass would pulverize them 😅

re: wwdc; apple

huhu image dong

re: pet health -

@socketwench oof, I'm so sorry, I have been there and it's not fun

re: wwdc; apple

I bailed out of the stream for a meeting. But hey, you know something occurred to me: Didn't Apple make a VR headset a long time ago? Whatever happened with that thing?

re: wwdc; apple

I guess the real gripe I have with all this Apple crap is much of it so often seems like a rehash of stuff from other products. And the only real "magic" is that finally this thing came to their nearly-closed ecosystem with a bit of polish.

But, I don't care overmuch for polish vs functionality and flexibility, these days. I've never bought entirely into the Apple ecosystem, so their shit rarely plays well with all my other stuff - even the cables are weird.

I used to really, really like Apple but my positive sentiment has thoroughly eroded one papercut at a time. It's disappointing, because I like liking computers

I still don't want to talk to computers

EVERYBODY SHUT UP I'M TELLING SIRI TO SET A TIMER

@frumble I don't want to talk to my computer via typing in chat either

re: wwdc; apple

@mitten I was already doing that with highlighter pens, was that weird?

@frumble But it's so magical and they really want me to do it

Scientifically speaking, "ChatGPT is bullshit"

link.springer.com/article/10.1

@wolfger I'll ask GPT4o to summarize, it's very technical

@w8emv @csalzman @eikenberry FWIW, I have a handful of these SONOFF S31 smart plugs reflashed with ESPHome to work with Home Assistant.

They're indeed in-line, transmit power via relay and monitor various things like current & voltage & etc. They claim they're rated for 15A? I ran a coffee pot off of one for awhile, but haven't tried a washer or dryer

amazon.com/gp/product/B08TNF48

@c0debabe I had a Treo 300, Treo 650, and then a Centro - and I miss them all

2024/06/11